Kiss and weight loss program:
Fat man saw an advertisement in news paper.

Loose 5 Kg in a week.
He calls company and that lady says:
Be ready tomorrow 6 AM.

Next morning he opens the door and finds a beautiful girl with shoes and skirt saying"you catch me and kiss me"and the girl starts running. He starts running but couldn't catch her. During the whole week , he tried to catch her but couldn't . However he looses 5 Kg.

Then he asks for 10 Kg program.

Next morning at 0600 AM, he opens the door and sees an even more beautiful girl in shoes and a skirt saying "You catch me and kiss me". He loses 10 Kg that week.

So, he thought that this program is awesome. Let's try for 25 Kg program .

So, he asked for 25 Kg program. But the lady said, Are you sure? It is really tough.
He said yes.
Next day at 6AM, he opens the door. He finds an ugly black lady saying"if I catch you, I will kiss u ou".

Problem of soft guy:

One day, in a train, one boss, his male young steno, young girl and her mother are travelling.
Everyone are in their own mood.

Male steno:My boss is not giving increment since last four years by issuing memos on petty causes. What can I do this year for getting increment?

Young lady:I have attained 20 years of age. My mom is looking for a nice guy. How will be that guy? Whether he loves me a lot or create problems?

Young lady's mother:My daughter attained 20 years of age and I have to search for a suitable guy. Whether the savings will be sufficient for offering dowry or not?

Boss:In this month I have to sanction increment to this bloody poor steno. I have to search out for the cause to avoid increment to him this year also.

Like so, every one is in their own mood. No one is talking with another but all are calm.

In the meanwhile, train entered into cave. Train is full of darkness.  Nothing is seen.  At the same time, a sound of putting kiss and immediately a sound of slapping on cheek is heard but nothing is seen.

Train came out of cave. Everyone is curious to know the person who kissed to whom and the person who received slap. But, nothing appeared in their faces. Again all are used to think by their own.

Young lady:This young male steno might have kissed my mother in dark BY MISTAKE instead of myself. My mother slapped. Wow. My mother is great at this age also.

Mother:" That bloody young steno might have kissed my daughter in dark. My daughter replied with slap. My daughter is great "mother thought.

Boss:" This bloody young steno might have kissed that young lady in the dark but, instead of steno, in the process of slapping, it might have been hit to him due to darkness but kept kept quiet though it is paining a lot thinking that, if I have exposed to be receipt of slap, this guy will make it Tom Tom in the office and he may loose tempo in office. If kept, quiet, no one knows that, I have received that slap.  That's why , boss kept quiet."

Male young steno: He did not expose anything but kept quiet.

Dear readers, please imagine what has occurred there?

Young lady did not receive any kiss as per her version. She did not hit any one as per her own thinking.
Mother didn't receive kiss and did not hit any one.

But, boss received slap as per his thinking.


What happened in train my dear guys?...
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THINK A WHILE
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DEAR VIEWERS!NOTHING happened THERE IN TRAIN. Our poor guy i.e steno is having grudge on his boss for not granting increments since four years. He can't do anything his boss directly. So, he created kiss by putting on his own hand in darkness and slapped his boss with full strength.
Bye.
Shall meet with another humorous joke tomorrow.